Surviving Summer (E4)
DD (launching into dramatic storytelling mode): So, I was standing outside the loos waiting for you, and this lady came in. She was, hmm, shall we say, rather wide in this *makes rubber ring motion around bum* area and this *same rubber ring motion around tummy* area.
DD: So she tries to go in the loo, and I hear a bang. Then I see her back out *dramatically demonstrates reverse move out of toilet cubicle*
DD: And then mum, she goes into another toilet, but this time she's wised up, and she goes in sideways, like this *turns and demonstrates sideways crab walk into toilet cubicle*